Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Day #21

Sooo.......my brother is an idiot. We are about to leave to drive up and pick him up from college for Thanksgiving, but...my mother may strangle him instead. Here's the story:
Y'see, about a month ago, my brother lost his backpack. In it were all of his school books, all his syllibi, that sort of thing. He does not take any initiative. He barely searches for it (after asking us what he should do), does not go to the bookstore to see if they have any more, nor to the library, nor does he try to find someone else in his classes. No, he suffers through a month with no books and no idea what's going on. Finally, he realizes that in Econ, the class he is doing the worst in, he has a big test coming up. So, we here at home scramble to find out what book he needs, order it used from Amazon.com and have it express shipped here. Then he finds out that the test is before Thanksgiving, so when he finds out that the only library copy that isn't in the special collections department is checked out, on the day before the test, my mother drives to Terre Haute to take it to him. So he can at least study for a little bit. But what does dumbass do? Oversleep on Monday and miss the test completely. Ross no baka! Baka, baka, baka!!
So, yes, we may kill him and dump his body in whatever river sluggishly flows through Terre Haute. If we're feeling that motivated.

Anyways, mata ashita.

3 comments:

bibliophile81 said...

Wow.

rabidmonkey said...

so, what your saying is you're brother's not doing well in school, and it is because he's a dumbass, but not in the normal way that would cause a problem.

A-muse-ing said...

omg. Seriously. He sounds like Annie at college--and that's not good. Eep.

Peace and love.

And, yes, I'm catching up.