I apologize ahead of time, since this is my first real post in a long time, and it's really just a short rant.

All I have to say is:

I'm sorry I wasn't hiding in my apartment all of Superbowl Sunday, and I'm sorry I didn't come straight home from work and hole up in my apartment, instead of going to the store and picking up some dinner. But, Asshat, you may not realize, and I will be so kind as to enlighten you. These carport spaces you see here, where your lowly car sits, basking in it's snow-free glory? They are assigned and paid for in our rents. And you, Sir Douchebag, do not pay for that spot that you are in. It's mine, goddammit, and I don't look forward to scraping my car in the morning just because your fuck-off of a friend also doesn't realize that they aren't "first come, first served". I will give you tonight, just because I don't expect you're going to go out to your car anymore this evening. But, so help me, if your jackass of a car is still parked there when I get home from work tomorrow, well, I may just park you in. Because, I too, can be a major jerk. Bitch, if you will. Thank you, and that is all.

Maybe I should print that out, and put it on their car?

OMG!!!!!!

This place is dusty!

Oh, *ahem*. I am sorry. I am not dead, just bogged down by the mundanity. Dammit, it's a word now. But! From now on I'm gonna try to post more often. And, I may try to redo the layout a bit. We'll see if that works.